Let’s Go Paintballing!

Are you bored with water cooler talk? Want to injure that annoying friend without being hauled away by Uncle Sam? Ready for the best team-building exercise of all time with your Coffee and Cars buds?

Then come to Coffee and Car’s annual paintball outing!

When: March 3

Where: Planet Paintball Dyersdale

What: Shooting each other with brightly colored balls of pain -t.

We’ll work with and against each other in this complex strategy game, and use our surroundings to our advantage as we try to take down the opposing team. Cooperation is the key to victory!

“A house divided against itself cannot mercilessly destroy the other team at paintball.” -Abraham Lincoln, probably

So join us on the 3rd of March for the time of your life, unless you’d rather do something more exciting, like watching paint dry.¬†Why do that, when you could be accidentally shooting your teammates, running around yelling, and then go home with a bunch of bruises- I mean, great memories! Heck, why do that at all? Watching paint dry is the definition of boring. Though, technically, when you come, you’ll see paint dry anyway… on your clothes… because you’re gonna get rekt, noob.

“Watching paint dry” was a bad example. I see that now.

Come paintballing with us! It’ll be fun! If you don’t have a gun, check out bestpaintballgun.review – they have plenty of options to choose from.

Grab your gear and meet us there, it’ll be a great time for all!


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